It's Time To Get This Kid Some Religion

Joaquin and I were talking about the baby Jesus the other night. I asked him if he knew about him although I didn't know how he would, since we rarely discuss things religious. He said he did. Surprised, I asked him if he knew baby Jesus' mommy was The Virgin Mary. He said yes. Then I asked, "Do you know what his Daddy's name was?" He said, "Ivan."